Her e is a little joke for you that I found funny and reminds that every ones perception is different and for me to be as detailed as possible by not assuming, here you go
A GOOD SENIOR MOMENT
When I was ready to check out and pay for my groceries the cashier said, “Strip down, facing me.”
Making a mental note so I could complain to our congressman about this running amok Homeland Security crap, I did just as he had instructed.
After the shrieking and hysterical remarks finally subsided, I found out that he was referring to how I should position my credit card.
None the less, I’ve been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.
They need to make their instructions a little clearer for seniors.